Facial Composite

Ever wonder what you’d look like to the general public while hiding out on the lam, ducking the cops as they investigate your involvement in a very serious crime? Well we’ve got a solution that won’t end up ruining your life! With the S&H “Facial Composite” service, you’ll receive an email with a list of questions that will help us determine the best way to render your appearance in the most effective manner to bring the swift hammer of justice down on your fugitive ass. You’ll receive your portrait in an 8” x 10” frame, immediately ready for hanging on the walls of FBI headquarters. (Great to try out on a friend too!)

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